Thatababy by Paul Trap for April 10, 2019

Yeah, that stuff can tear the top of your mouth up pretty quick!

Once again, Commander Crisp holds off the sogs.

Good rule (if you’re a pre-teething infant).

old Cap’n Crunch ads use to say that the cereal stayed crisp in milk

Good advice. At my age, I allow of my cereal to soak before eating!

Ah, yes. Eat it dry, and it eats your mouth, or let it soak and and slurp the mush. Better to stick to Honey-nut Cheerios. That’s where I developed my love for dry cereal.

And let your Grape Nuts marinate overnight.

Used to eat Cap’n Crunch as fast as possible before it got too soggy. Never did make it all the way through.

Watch out for Jean le Feet, the Barefoot Pirate.

I remember Cap’n Crunch. The cereal that chews up the roof of your mouth. Still loved to eat it though.

I eat Nutri-Grain with no milk, but it’s soft. So I’m simultaneously a hardcore breakfaster and a breakfast wuss.