I was the same way growing up. My mom tried many years in a row and I would just freak out. I mean, come on though now. Grown ups teach you to be weary of strangers then want you to sit on a stranger in a costume’s lap? When I was in my 20’s I was a teacher’s Aide at a Day Care that did photos with Santa. I went ahead and got a photo and sent it to her. She loved it. I did ask for a nice Italian man then. Years later, I ended up with a nice Hungarian man, so that works. ; )
Santa is even more amazing than that. When he has free time he hunts down and kills space-spiders. Too bad they are fans of his, but Santa has a teeny tiny flaw. He has arachnophobia bad. So bad that he even avoids Ukraine since they decorate their trees with spider-shaped ornaments. So one of his lieutenants goes there. Father Christmas or one of the others.
He’s been living and working in Antarctica since 1904. (He takes Anthropogenic Global Warming very seriously.)
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
“He knows when you’ve been bad or good. And he knows when his pant leg is wet.”
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas: Christ’s Extreme Opponent.
Pet about 5 years ago
Every time lol!
Terr Bear Premium Member about 5 years ago
My feelings, too, kid.
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
Santa Claus – the man with the hair on his jaws…. (Cheech and Chong)
quanyindove about 5 years ago
I was the same way growing up. My mom tried many years in a row and I would just freak out. I mean, come on though now. Grown ups teach you to be weary of strangers then want you to sit on a stranger in a costume’s lap? When I was in my 20’s I was a teacher’s Aide at a Day Care that did photos with Santa. I went ahead and got a photo and sent it to her. She loved it. I did ask for a nice Italian man then. Years later, I ended up with a nice Hungarian man, so that works. ; )
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Santa is even more amazing than that. When he has free time he hunts down and kills space-spiders. Too bad they are fans of his, but Santa has a teeny tiny flaw. He has arachnophobia bad. So bad that he even avoids Ukraine since they decorate their trees with spider-shaped ornaments. So one of his lieutenants goes there. Father Christmas or one of the others.
He’s been living and working in Antarctica since 1904. (He takes Anthropogenic Global Warming very seriously.)
adoragem123 over 3 years ago
then why is he scared? too excited?