Thatababy by Paul Trap for May 30, 2022

along with free gerbil poop

That’s why there aren’t any flakes left in the box.

oh, fabulous: a tertiary pet after the fish and the cat

You can’t have good prizes in cereal anymore, because some kid choked on a toy part in the 70’s and sued the company.

At least the gerbil is fed. 9/10.

This is one time to pay close attention to the “Use by” date, gerbil mummies, or gerbil mommies and kids.

What are those crunchy black nuggets?

I think that Mr. Trap just pulled that joke out of his…well let’s go there shall we?

At 80, I’m old enough to remember real toys in cereal and Cracker Jacks.

I remember the days when there used to be LEGO Race Cars or CDs in General Mills cereal boxes…good times. I wonder what happened to that orange LEGO Racer I got from that Cheerios box…