An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe. “Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall”.
angelolady Premium Member 3 days ago
Touche away!!
Durak Premium Member 3 days ago
Next, famous turtle quotes.
Who said, “I love being a turtle!”?
rayannina 3 days ago
Verne from Over the Hedge, snubbed again.
Durak Premium Member 3 days ago
And what about poor Mitch McConnell? I call cancel culture!
Just kidding here folks, relax.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 days ago
This one is a Real KEEPER!!!! Thank You.
Steverino Premium Member 3 days ago
I have seen Testudo up close. He is fearser than that.
Steverino Premium Member 3 days ago
It seems incredible that the U. Of Maryland that has a turtle as their mascot.
Steverino Premium Member 3 days ago
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe. “Yes,” said the elephant, “I have turtle recall”.
eolan59 3 days ago
Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We’ve been eating Gamera! Shell! Teeth! Eyes! Flames! Claws! Breath! Scales! Fun!!
songbird44 Premium Member 2 days ago
SO glad to see Churchy! <3