The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for January 11, 2017
Transcript:
new year me! the new year clean slate theory is ridiculous. we're distanced from last year by mere hours. stop being so literal!! the new year is a symbol! like bat heart! it symolizes a hope for change, a fresh start for all of us! hope that goodness will overcome badness! old habits die hard, heart. just wait and see. a symbol never dies! i'll time you.
Super Heart is a better undying symbol, but hearts flutter.