The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 10, 2011
December 09, 2011
December 11, 2011
Transcript:
Gladys: It's always been difficult to talk to him on college game days, but I used to be able to squeeze in conversation during the commercials. Gladys: Now, thanks to the new TV's picture-in-picture feature, I can't even sneak in a single word!
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
That is when picture-in-picture comes in handy.
willikiii almost 13 years ago
Why do you think the feature was invented.
I guaran-darn-tee the inventer was a MARRIED football/sports fan.
His mama didn’t raise no fools!
fhhuber almost 13 years ago
Cheaper to get a second TV than to buy one with picture-in-picture.
Sportymonk almost 13 years ago
Back in the day, my father in law would sit with the big tv, a small portable tv, and a radio listening to the games.
KEStuck almost 13 years ago
A single word? She filled up two panels!!
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
How modern technology has done what 1,000s of years of futility by men couldn’t do.
Isn’t technology wonderful?
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
got an acquaintance that saw what tv-sports were doing, decades ago when he accidently put a payperview boxing match on in his bar. he put several more tvs up, bought the commercial sports cable license, and essentially had a bangin’ sports-bar business years before it became a fad. he and i do have one thing in common: neither of us are interested in team sports at all. XD
iced tea almost 13 years ago
I’m sure Brutus will take time out for his wife.
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
DVR. Then you can pause the action, let the old bat rant about whatever inane bable she just has to speak about right in the middle of the game, and start again where you left off without missing a single beat.