The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 31, 2012
August 30, 2012
September 01, 2012
Transcript:
Secretary: Mr. Thornapple has called in sick. Mr. Veeblefester: HUMPH! Secretary: You don't think he'd fib about that, do you? Mr. Veeblefester: Perhaps not... Mr. Veeblefester: But have you ever noticed how often he calls in sick on Fridays?
It’s a sad, sad commentary on the work ethic of our nation that approximately 40% of sick days occur on Fridays or Mondays. Clearly an abuse of the system.