The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 14, 2012
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: That does it! Goodbye! SLAM! Brutus: I am so fed up with all the political calls I've been getting deluged with every day for weeks now! Brutus: First, one party calls to solicit my vote, then the opposing party calls... Brutus: Then umpteen research groups call, wanting to know who I'm going to vote for! Brutus: So they want to know who I'm going to vote for? Well, I'll tell them... Brutus: I'm going to vote for whoever stops calling me!
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
Who is he going to vote for if both parties don’t call him?
Red Phantom about 12 years ago
Maybe he lives in Chicago and can vote twice
DOUGLAS G THOMAS Premium Member about 12 years ago
Or votes in each state where he has one of his many mansions.
Redhead55 about 12 years ago
I’ve turned the ringer on the house phone off on mine until after the elections. Anyone calling me personally knows enough to call my cell, email or IM me anyway.
battycomic Premium Member about 12 years ago
I know how you feel, Brutus. I’ve had to take those political surveys too & I’m tired of them.
Neat '33 about 12 years ago
YETHSIR ! Caller ID was one of the best things to come along in awhile; now it’s the DVR !
jppjr about 12 years ago
Wait till you start getting calls from someone who won’t tell you who they are until you verify who you are….one comlaint filed with the FTC….
cbrsarah about 12 years ago
I just tell the survey takers that it’s none of their business who I vote for since it’s a personal matter anyway. I also tell the general survey takers on other topics that I don’t do surveys. The rest of the calls are recorded robocalls and I just hang up on them before the answering machine gets it. Saves having to wait for long winded recordings before I can delete them. For those who say I can delete in the middle of the message, not on my machine. It makes you wait until it’s done. Can’t afford the newfangled ones.
Badfisherman about 12 years ago
Have fun with it. Give them insane answers.Drives them crazy.
BrookFan about 12 years ago
This is printed on a card by each phone in my house.
This number is listed on the National do not call list.We do not respond to sales calls,telephone surveys or solicitations for money or time . Remove ourname from your list and do not call this number again or you will be in violation of FCC rules.Thank you.