The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Man: When my pop retired, his company gave him a watch. Does Veeblefester do that? Brutus: He's never had to... Brutus: No one retires from this company - they either quit or die!
I managed to live long enough to retire. Got a bonus check for $15,000, but no watch. Cheapskates.