The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 28, 2013
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I have good news, Gladys! Brutus: Remember back in 2003, when you saw that laptop computer you wanted to buy? Gladys: Yes. Brutus: And I told you we couldn't afford it at that time? Gladys: Yes, yes! Brutus: And I said the only way we could buy it would be if we saved money for it a little at a time, until we had enough? Brutus: Well, I've been putting a few dollars aside each month ever since...and guess what? Gladys: We finally have enough money to buy a brand-new laptop! Brutus: No. We finally have enough money to buy that ten-year-old laptop you wanted.
A laptop is something you can use on your lap. A notebook is something you write in with pen and ink. That’s my definition of things and the manufactures can lump it. I had to buy a book to work wins8 and then bing to find out how to shut it down. The book didn’t mention that at all, the qeek squad said to just log off, which will shut it down but it doesn’t. And lately, there are no manuals to come with the new LTs so you know what is what. I’m no techy and I’m not going to become one just to suit somebody else.