The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 19, 2013
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Hey, Thorny! Arnie: So, you got a home security system? I saw the sign in your yard. Brutus: Actually, I only have the sign - Wastrel Gravesite sold it to me. Arnie: What good does the sign do, without the system? Brutus: Wastrel said just putting the sign in your yard deters thieves from going near your property! Arnie: Oh, he did, did he? Since when did he start working for a security company? Brutus: He didn't. He said he found the sign on somebody's lawn on Oak Street!
WillardMBaker over 11 years ago
So you admit to buying stolen property.
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
..typical
snarky1941 over 11 years ago
At least he won’t get charged for false alarms…