The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 08, 2013
September 07, 2013
September 09, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: You've really racked up the miles on this car, haven't you, Thorny? Brutus: I am so sick of driving this old clunker! I wish I had a new car! Arnie: If that's how you feel, go get one! What's holding you back? Brutus: I don't have the cash for a down-payment on a new car. Arnie: That's a no-brainer - sell your old car and use those funds. Brutus: I can't sell it - it's in need of too many repairs. Arnie: So take the car to a mechanic and have it fixed. Brutus: Are you crazy? I'm not going to sink money into a car I'm selling!
How about when a car dealership has a guaranteed trade-in in which they will pay a minimum, even when you have to push the car by foot???!!!! I had to copy this because of the circular reasoning by those two characters!!!!