The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 30, 2013
Transcript:
Brutus: I'd like a pizza for delivery. Telephone: Would you like today's special pizza? Brutus: What comes on that? Telephone: Turkey, cranberries, mashed potatoes and gravy. Brutus: You've got to be kidding! The reason I'm ordering pizza is I'm sick of Thanksgiving leftovers!
After Thanksgiving one time, I asked for a turkey pizza; they said it would take a few minutes!!!
I told them I was joking.