The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 01, 2013
November 30, 2013
December 02, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: Hello, Thornapple? This is R.W. calling. Mr. Veeblefester: Thornapple, I'd like your thoughts on a strategy to combat Acme's attempt to make inroads with our clients. Brutus: I'd be happy to share my wisdom on the subject! To use a sports analogy, I subscribe to the theory that the best defense is a good offense! Brutus: Or is it: the best offense is a good defense? Brutus: Or is it actually either? Brutus: Which, of course, would mean it's really neither! Brutus: Wouldn't it?
Thornapple has a “land line”. How archaic.