The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 30, 2014

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: I have to pick up a case of Bordeaux from my wine merchant. Brutus: Why do you need to buy a whole case of wine - are you having a party? Mr. Veeblefester: I buy wine in large quantities with the intention of storing it... Mr. Veeblefester: That's why I maintain a wine cellar... Mr. Veeblefester: You see, my boy, I store the wine for future consumption, because wine actually improves with age! Brutus: Well, that's good to know... Brutus: I have a half-full box of wine that's been in my fridge since last summer!