The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 10, 2015
May 09, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I have big news, Gladys, and you're going to be the first to hear it! Brutus: I'm sick and tired of being the Born Loser at work - the brunt of everyone's jokes and ridicule! Brutus: Well, I've made up my mind and I'm committed to changing my fortunes! Starting today, things are going to be different! Brutus: I woke up early, but fully rested...took an invigorating shower...put on a crisply pressed suit...ate a nutritious breakfast... Brutus: And now I'm leaving for work thirty minutes early! Gladys: But... Brutus: No buts about it, Gladys, it's settled! Look out world, here comes the new Brutus Thornapple! Gladys: But this is Sunday!
Somehow, this seems so familiar……..