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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 10, 2015
May 09, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I have big news, Gladys, and you're going to be the first to hear it! Brutus: I'm sick and tired of being the Born Loser at work - the brunt of everyone's jokes and ridicule! Brutus: Well, I've made up my mind and I'm committed to changing my fortunes! Starting today, things are going to be different! Brutus: I woke up early, but fully rested...took an invigorating shower...put on a crisply pressed suit...ate a nutritious breakfast... Brutus: And now I'm leaving for work thirty minutes early! Gladys: But... Brutus: No buts about it, Gladys, it's settled! Look out world, here comes the new Brutus Thornapple! Gladys: But this is Sunday!
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Oy…
jinxandme almost 10 years ago
Somehow, this seems so familiar……..
Egrayjames almost 10 years ago
You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t. (stolen from John Prine)
crazyliberal almost 10 years ago
And it’s Mothers Day Brutus!!
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Congrats on fifty years! Here’s to your next fifty, too …
gregkokko almost 10 years ago
Congratulations on your 50 years!! I’ve always loved the Thornapple “Coat Of Arms”!!
davefiedler Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I can just feel it. Brutus’s next 50 is gonna be different. He’ll put on more weight! Keep up the good work. Love the strip.