The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 01, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: In a moment, you're going to see your husband go to work, Gladys! Brutus: I'm sick of the snooty waiters here looking down their noses when I order wine! Brutus: Well, today's going to be different - I've been researching wines online and I've come up with a perfect one to go with our meals! Waiter: Would you care to order a wine to accompany your meals? Brutus: I would like a bottle of Chateau Athelstane Merlot, vintage 2013! Waiter: My compliments, sir, that is a very fine choice, indeed! Brutus: Oh, and serve that on the rocks, would you, please?
At least he didn’t ask for Thunderbird.