The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 01, 2016
April 30, 2016
May 02, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: In a moment, you're going to see your husband go to work, Gladys! Brutus: I'm sick of the snooty waiters here looking down their noses when I order wine! Brutus: Well, today's going to be different - I've been researching wines online and I've come up with a perfect one to go with our meals! Waiter: Would you care to order a wine to accompany your meals? Brutus: I would like a bottle of Chateau Athelstane Merlot, vintage 2013! Waiter: My compliments, sir, that is a very fine choice, indeed! Brutus: Oh, and serve that on the rocks, would you, please?
flyertom over 8 years ago
“And would the lady care for a straw, too?”
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
While your at it add a Jaegermeister shot!
tahoeh2o over 8 years ago
Don’t forget the little umbrella…
KEA over 8 years ago
Might help – otherwise I’d prefer grape juice.
LV1951 over 8 years ago
I only drink Barefoot Moscato-Red, Pink or White. And, yes I have ice in it. I like it cold. It doesn’t last long enough to get diluted! :)
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
A beer chaser should wash it down nicely!
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
At least he didn’t ask for Thunderbird.