The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 18, 2016
July 17, 2016
July 19, 2016
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: My back is killing me! Brutus: Sorry, Chief. I know you took a nasty fall. Didn't the doctor give you something for the pain? Mr. Veeblefester: Yes, but I had to stop taking it - I found I was being nice to people I detest!
I had a muscle spasm in my back once. AWFUL pain. Before he gave me a shot, he told me that the pain would stop instantly, but not to even think about getting off of the table, He was right. It took a nurse who had once been a pro wrestler, I think, to get me in my car. My wife had to almost carry me into the house. I spent the rest of the day high as a kite, and very happy and nice.