The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 18, 2016

But anybody who knows you, Rancid, would know you didn’t mean it.

It must not have been a pain pill

I had a muscle spasm in my back once. AWFUL pain. Before he gave me a shot, he told me that the pain would stop instantly, but not to even think about getting off of the table, He was right. It took a nurse who had once been a pro wrestler, I think, to get me in my car. My wife had to almost carry me into the house. I spent the rest of the day high as a kite, and very happy and nice.

Tripped over a sack of money,or a kneeling employee?