The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 24, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Salad? Is that all you're going to eat? Gladys: I've decided to become a vegetarian! Gladys: It's supposed to be good for you and make you feel better! Why don't you join me? Brutus: No way! I don't go for new-fangled fad diets! Gladys: It's not a fad diet, it's a lifestyle and there's nothing new about eating a diet that is mostly plant-based... Gladys: In fact, it can be traced all the way back to cavemen! What do you say to that? Brutus: Maybe that's why the cavemen are extinct!
Actually, they aren’t extinct. Researchers have found genetic material attributable to a species of hominid generally thought of as a cave dweller in present day humans.