The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 24, 2016
July 23, 2016
July 25, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Salad? Is that all you're going to eat? Gladys: I've decided to become a vegetarian! Gladys: It's supposed to be good for you and make you feel better! Why don't you join me? Brutus: No way! I don't go for new-fangled fad diets! Gladys: It's not a fad diet, it's a lifestyle and there's nothing new about eating a diet that is mostly plant-based... Gladys: In fact, it can be traced all the way back to cavemen! What do you say to that? Brutus: Maybe that's why the cavemen are extinct!
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
The cavemen were out-evolved by telephone sanitizers.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Actually, they aren’t extinct. Researchers have found genetic material attributable to a species of hominid generally thought of as a cave dweller in present day humans.
Old Salt over 8 years ago
Keep in mind that cavemen didn’t live past 30 – 35.
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
“I didn’t get to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”.-Ron White
clayusmcret Premium Member over 8 years ago
Vegetarians die healthy young.
Retired Dude over 8 years ago
But I’ll bet you eat more than just salads like Gladys Thornapple is having.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
My stepson earlier this year decided to go Vegan. He used to order his steaks rare, loved cheese & Nutella. He also barbecued all meat very well. Now it’s Tofu & other Vegan foods that just doesn’t taste like the real thing. Maybe it’s just a fad, who knows?
broccolibuddy over 8 years ago
is this based upon any Vegans i may know?
route66paul over 8 years ago
I haven’t seen a Vega in years, so Vegans won’t have anything to drive.
Beettlebooger over 8 years ago
They aren’t extinct. They’re having their convention in philly this week!