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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 23, 2017
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My local paper has this. Interestingly, it has two throwaway panels that GoComics doesn’t have.
Anyway, we have Brutus (B) talking to a friend (F) we’ve never seen before:
F: I finally got rid of my landline last month. I found I wasn’t using it anymore – I use my cellphone for everything now.
B: I still use my landline.
F: Why? I can’t think of one thing I used to do on my landline that I can’t do on my cellphone. I’ll bet you can’t name one thing you do on your landline that you couldn’t do on your cell!
B: When I can’t find where I left my cellphone, I use my landline to call it, then I listen for the cell to ring.