The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 05, 2021

Does Gladys really need to consume more candy?? I’m just asking for a friend…

;-)

At Halloween and Easter, Since I was the designated procurement agent, I always made sure I ended up with a decent little stash.

My wife gave me kisses for Easter. And some of the leftover candy too.

Her dentist will be counting the money that will cost her.

Poor Wilberforce: robbed by his mother.

Eat your salad and leave his stash alone.

How considerate of Gladys. She doesn’t want Wilberforce to get a tummy ache.

What a mother!

I usually eat candy the kids don’t want. And some of it gets tossed because none of us will eat it.

Congratulations. Now what. A Commando Raid on his candy. Just go down to the stores and get the half priced Easter Candy……

And Brutus is thinking, good she hasn’t found mine yet.

In my household, it was just the opposite. My mother used to keep her own private stash of candy. When I would find it, I’d leave it alone because she would know who took it.

A little nibble won’t hurt, just be quick because Wilberforce is going to be scarfing down his stash in short order.

I’m guessing Gladys bought a separate candy stash for herself when she shopped for Wilberforce and she’s gone through it already.