The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 25, 2021

That’s better than the rude noise that I was thinking about…..

I guess miss Crabtree won’t give extra credit for this, Hattie.

Only the Impkins & Patsnozzle could top that!

I can’t say that I’ve ever snurpped, but I do sneeffle.

The young lady has talent.

I’ll bet you can’t snough.

I’m sorry I missed it.

I’ve been guilty of “snarts”.

I suppose that’s better than a shart.

Better than a snart!

…actually, a little know fact…if you sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time, you will die…

what do you call a simultaneous hiccup and burp? …painful

Oh? Try sneeze, cough, burp, and hiccup simultaneously. THEN you’ll have my attention. :D :D :D Would that be a…sneecobucup?

Do that and you could blow out your Eustachian tubes, kid. Of course, you couldn’t point to your own umbilicus.

If her mouth is open, she’s being rude… ㋡

reminds me of my dog and the term I use for his annoying noisy annoying thing he does…I call it a whark! part whine and part high pitched bark… and VERY annoying! almost threw my iPhone at him more than once!

Good thing she didn’t have the hiccups, she would have been expelled for the rest of the year. (Unless she was sent to the principal’s office, and he scared them out of her. Boo!)

Trademark that one quick Hattie. If Tyra Banks can claim smize or smeyes or whatever you might as well grab this.

Unless you did it on purpose for attention (which was probably the case) you should not have been punished for making the sound in class….

As long as you don’t whart.

That’s better than a snarted! Part sneeze and part fart…

Actually the power went off during first period and everyone was sent home. Hurricane Hattie didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Usually I don’t like her, but today she made me laugh. :)

My specialty originates from the other end of the digestive tract. Both in volume and duration. Age has it’s advantages.

Good thing she didn’t snart!

Sounds like you probably did it on purpose, Hurricane Hattie … if you didn’t, then I think your punishment was un-called-for.