The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 22, 2022

All women silently speaks.

If looks could kill…

/OOPS/

The expression says ‘are you out of what’s left of your mind?’

That and the fact that she’s a head taller than you.

Reminds me of that tune called “Remind Me” in which there is a short line within it that goes – “The woman holds her tongue, knowing silence will speak for her”.

Brutus, you’ll really like The Revenge of the Chic Flick!

The look!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL5oHt_8RLg

A little piece of Brutus just died. ;-)

When Gladys chooses a romantic comedy to watch at the movie theater, she’s not laughing at the movie, she’s laughing at your pain from having to endure watching it.

For Heaven’s sake, woman…let the man see his friends!

I’m guessing no…

That just might be a NO!

Brutus buddy – why do you torture yourself with dangerous death defying questions? Known as the DDD’s.

Good read, Brutus. By the way, is Gladys wearing high heels? She seems taller. Maybe that demanding look she’s sporting makes her seem taller.

Brutus quickly and wisely changed his plans!

AND Flexibility IS one of her FINER points. There’s always next week my friend……

That is a Grade A Veeblefesterian glare!

If you had picked up that bowling ball, you would have had a strike. Right on top of the head…

And enough with the daggers already.

Brutus, silence gives consent. Grab your bag and go.

Her silence is even louder!

Gladys inherited that look from her mother.

Better to please the person you live with, than the person you don’t. Bowling with a friend can wait a day.

Considering the fact you are asking her, you obviously had the date with Gladys before the bowling ball.