My friend had to get his leg amputated. He went into surgery and the stupid surgeon cut the wrong leg off. So of course when he realized his mistake they had to amputate the right one. My friend came out of surgery and immediately got a lawyer to sue the surgeon……… But the lawyer said he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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A man walks past a tombstone. It reads,
‘Here lies Jonathan. A lawyer and an honest man.’
The man chuckles to himself. “They have three people buried in one grave?”
Two Lawyer Stories
My friend had to get his leg amputated. He went into surgery and the stupid surgeon cut the wrong leg off. So of course when he realized his mistake they had to amputate the right one. My friend came out of surgery and immediately got a lawyer to sue the surgeon……… But the lawyer said he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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A man walks past a tombstone. It reads,
‘Here lies Jonathan. A lawyer and an honest man.’
The man chuckles to himself. “They have three people buried in one grave?”