The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 08, 2021

Rude pancakes

A mother asks her young sons what they want for breakfast. The first little boy says, “I’ll have some @#$%^& pancakes.”

The mother angrily sends him to his room for cursing. She glares at the other little boy and asks, “What do you want for breakfast?!”

The second boy says, “Well, I sure don’t want the @#$%^& pancakes!”

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Barrel of beer

A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned.”

Mrs. Smith wails, “Oh, the poor man! He never had a chance!”

The man says, “I don’t know about that. He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”