I ran into a man at a pub near Buckingham palace. I watched in amazement, as he pounded down pint after pint, so I decided I would find out more about him.
I sat down next to him, and I offered to buy him the next pint. He agreed, and I took the opportunity to ask him why he was drinking so hard.
He looked deep into the pint, and with a sigh said “I am the keeper of Her Majesty’s Corgis.”
“That’s not that bad, is it?” I asked
“Aye, ’tis brutal… dealing with multiple generations of inbreeding, nasty tempers and sh!t and p!ss everywhere.”
“Yes, I can see dealing with dogs can be quite the challenge.” I offered.
“Who the f**k says I’m talking about the damn dogs?”
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I ran into a man at a pub near Buckingham palace. I watched in amazement, as he pounded down pint after pint, so I decided I would find out more about him.
I sat down next to him, and I offered to buy him the next pint. He agreed, and I took the opportunity to ask him why he was drinking so hard.
He looked deep into the pint, and with a sigh said “I am the keeper of Her Majesty’s Corgis.”
“That’s not that bad, is it?” I asked
“Aye, ’tis brutal… dealing with multiple generations of inbreeding, nasty tempers and sh!t and p!ss everywhere.”
“Yes, I can see dealing with dogs can be quite the challenge.” I offered.
“Who the f**k says I’m talking about the damn dogs?”