The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 28, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
3. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece.
4. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
5. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
6. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
7. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
8. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
9. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
10. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
11. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball.
12. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns.