The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 10, 2022

A H’ll of a Choice

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An American and a Russian, who have sinned much in their life, both die in a car accident and go to H’ll at the same time. They are met at the gates by Satan, who offers them a choice: They can either go to American H’ll or Russian H’ll. Both new arrivals are curious as to what the difference is, so Satan explains that in American H’ll you are free to do whatever you want; you’ll find that we have all the finest amenities here in H’ll, whatever your heart desires, you can find it here! However, you have to eat a shovel-full of manure each morning, but then you’re free to do whatever you’d like. Russian h’ll is basically the same, but you have to eat TWO shovels full of manure before your start your day.

The American is quick to choose American h’ll, but is flabbergasted when the Russian chooses to go to Russian h’ll. Several eons later the American bumps into the Russian and says “My Russian friend, H’ll wasn’t what I thought at all! Every day I play a round of golf on a beautiful golf course. I hang out with my friends at an amazing social club until late in the afternoon. I meet the most beautiful and charming women. Every night I have an incredible steak dinner at a Michelin Star restaurant. I honestly don’t mind eating the shovel-full of manure in the morning anymore. I mean, it’s no picnic, but you get used to it. One thing has bothered me all this time though, why did you choose to go to Russian H’ll? Was it a mistake?”

The Russian shrugs: “No mistake. This is Russian H’ll, most of the time there is no shovel, and the rest of the time there is no manure!”

Been absent for a while, but I’m back with a joke!

All Grown Up

Parking lot. A 4-year old doesn’t want to sit in a kiddie seat and his father tries to convince him to do so.

“Son, when you grow up, you’ll be driving without a kiddie seat!”

“But I’m alweady all gwown up!”, his little son protested.

“Oh, so you’re already grown up?”

“Yes!”

“Okay then, you’re gonna pay the rent from now on…”

The kid quickly sat on the seat. Maybe it IS true, that the childhood ends with your first rent…

For today’s Sunday Fun Day they is off to make and eats some carrot halwa.