The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 15, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago

    NATIONAL TAPIOCA PUDDING DAY

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    Once upon a time in a nursing home…

    …there was an 80 year old woman and an 80 year old man. Despite their advanced years, they were both very much sexually driven despite the doctor’s insistence that they give up that type of activity due to their advanced age, but one night, a sly wink over a game of Bingo and a sexy smile over pudding, and the two old folks hobbled away on their walkers for a night of passionate lovemaking.

    They locked the door of the man’s room and began to undress, the man popping Viagra by the handful.

    No sooner had the old woman removed her bra, she stopped suddenly, “Before we do this, I should tell you that I have acute angina.”

    “Oh thank God,” the man said, “Because your titties are absolutely hideous!”

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Oh darn. Me is late for fish fry day today. They is already back from fishing.

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