The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 20, 2022

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Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.

And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”

“Yes, my master, I have.”

“And a waterfall, spilling mightily over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”

“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”

“And the moon… when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”

“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.”

“Well that is your problem. You keep watching all this sh!t instead of training.”

They is off to visit the moon today in the giant frog’s spaceship.