The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 21, 2022

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Someone brings their new friend over to their house for the first time.

The friend is walking through the living room when they stop at the fireplace and pick up an odd-looking jar that caught their eye. “What’s this?” they ask.

The host replies, “Oh, that’s my Father’s ashes.”

Startled, the friend turns and accidentally drops the container onto the floor where it shatters and spills the ashes everywhere. “Oh no! OH NO!! I’m SO sorry!” they exclaim.

“Don’t worry about it. We’ll just clean it up, my Dad can tap his cigarettes into a mug until he buys another jar from Walmart.”

They is going to quit smoking today. Especially Doug the dog. He not like his sparkling white teeth getting yellow.