The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 25, 2022

The Retiring Rabbi

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A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions. Over the years he’s saved up all the foreskins from all the circumcisions he’s taken part in. He looks at them and decides to take them to the local leatherworker to see if something can be made of them. The rabbi explains that he’d like to have a retirement gift made out of the foreskins and the leatherworker agrees and tells the rabbi to come back in a couple weeks.

A couple weeks later the rabbi comes back and the leatherworker hands him a wallet. “All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?!?” The rabbi exclaims.

The leatherworker replies, “Don’t fret, if you rub it a bit it becomes a suitcase.”

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The surgeon who performed my circumcision didn’t have scalpels.

I was surprised they managed to pull it off.

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They’ve invented a machine for automated circumcision

The technology is cutting edge.

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circumcision?

I overheard these two guys in a bar one night, in their 30’s, discussing the subject of circumcision.

One guy was dead set on getting it done , since his parents didn’t have that done for him.

I couldn’t help but to get in that conversation.

I said, “I would recommend against it!”

He asked why.

I said, “I had it done when I was first born and I couldn’t walk for over a year!”

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What’s the difference between a circumcision and a divorce?

In a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick.