The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 17, 2022

They is off to look for Newzy again. Hopefully they’ll finds him by tomorrow.

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Dave, the Postman

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On a fine Monday morning Dave the postman was walking around his usual route, delivering mail.

He saw that at the next house both cars were in the driveway, he’s a bit shocked by this but he sees the homeowner, Greg, walking out with a ton of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles to go into the recycling bin.

Dave looks for a moment and then says “We’ll damm, you guys sure had one heII of a party last night”. Greg looks up at him and groans.

“Actually it was Saturday, I just haven’t felt like moving since 4 on Sunday morning. We had 15 couples over Saturday for some weekend fun and it got pretty wild. At midnight we got so drunk we decided to play ‘Who am I’ “.

Greg looks at him with understanding but then ask “How do you play ‘Who am I’?”

Greg explains “All the guys went into the bedroom and came out with a sheet on with only the ‘ Family jewels’ showing and the girls had to guess who it was”

Dave chuckles for a moment and says “Wow, sounds like fun, sad I couldn’t make it”.

Greg looks at him and says “Probably for the best, your name came up 7 times”.