The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 01, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    What Brings You Here?

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    An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”

    The architect replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”

    The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    A man tells a Rabbi: “I have a strong desire to live to eternity”

    “Get married,” replies the Rabbi.

    “It’s that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?”

    “Not really, but the desire will disappear.”

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Ah me made it in time for the big taco party for Newzy return.

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