An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
The architect replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”
The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
What Brings You Here?
~
An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
The architect replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”
The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
A man tells a Rabbi: “I have a strong desire to live to eternity”
“Get married,” replies the Rabbi.
“It’s that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?”
“Not really, but the desire will disappear.”
Gent over 2 years ago
Ah me made it in time for the big taco party for Newzy return.