The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 30, 2022
November 29, 2022
December 01, 2022
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
A couple goes to court to get a divorce
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The judge is a big pro-family man and thinks it is a good idea for the couple to stay together for their 3 kids. Maybe they can see past their differences and reconcile. The judge says, “I can let you divorce, and split all your assets. But how can I split up the children? If I give 2 to one parent and one to the other, that is not fair. Why don’t you stay together for a little longer, have another child and then if you still want to divorce you can both get 2 kids”.
The woman says she is willing to stay with her husband for another year to try.
The guy goes along with the plan for a bit and then asks the judge." But what happens if we have twins? Then we will still have an odd number of children, so there will still be no even split."
The wife says “Listen to this guy, the big twin maker! That’s a laugh. If I had to rely on him, I wouldn’t have had the first three!”