The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 24, 2010

And thus the knife was invented…

Only it was called the Roman Army knife….

So then they used the Swiss Army knife to cut the cheese with.

The Swiss Navy Knife is less known due to being a landlocked country.

And they have wounded and no white cross.

hey, wait…the swiss are neutral, whart ARE they doing with an army at all? (…waiting for JAJD)

The easiest way to be neutral is to attack everybody.

And the soldier made millions from his commander’s complaint.

Why doesn’t he just whip out his Swiss Amy Kni– oh, I get it.

lobkiller Why do the Swiss maintain an army? To maintain their neutrality.

He forgot the fingernail file, leather awl, and corkscrew! Of course it might not have left enough room for a picture…

what, no one brought a bottle opener either? how are we supposed to drink our lager ?

Have you ever seen the Swiss army? They got lost last year while on manuever and ended up in a different country.

BTW, pretty much every able-bodied man under 65 belongs at least to the reserves and has to keep a weapon at home.

maybe how their knives got started? ;-)

When they realized that they couldn’t uncork their wine bottles, they finally took action.

Shouldn’t there be a Swiss Knife with a Fondue Stick on it?

no food. Riiiiiiiiiiight.