The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
August 28, 2010
Transcript:
Children: Cough, cough GASP, gag Her regular convection appliance on the fritz, Esmerelda lures Hansel and Gretel into the equally traumatic Dutch oven.
The last discussion that I saw on the dutch oven as a torture device was on The Sopranos. It’s nice to know that forced exposure to flatulence is popular with witches as well as mobsters.
I prefer a low-fart diet.
I always look for foods with zero grams of fart.
Kids are so big today because they have too much fart in them.
No one wants to sit next to fart people on an airplane, so now they have to buy extra seats.
“Phart” still does not mean anything good.
Yo mama is so fart, bathroom graffiti about her says, “For a goodyear…”
margueritem about 14 years ago
I do not get it…..a dutch oven is an iron cooking pot, made to be buried in the coals of a fire.
terrencio about 14 years ago
No mam. A dutch oven is mo than that. Oh man, did newspapers print this?
ksoskins about 14 years ago
The last discussion that I saw on the dutch oven as a torture device was on The Sopranos. It’s nice to know that forced exposure to flatulence is popular with witches as well as mobsters.
captainedd about 14 years ago
At least they didn’t get taken to Spain by Sinter Klaas
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Thank you, Sheik…I was perplexed as well. Knew what the toon was doing, but never heard the ‘name’ before.
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
Now she’s cookin’ with gas!
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Doesn’t that affect the flavor?
CoBass about 14 years ago
Dutch oven, from urbandictionary.com
Slipped one past the censors, did we, Mr. Hilburn?
zipdryve about 14 years ago
That is WAY TOO FUNNY!!
margueritem about 14 years ago
Thanks for all the explanations. It’s yer basic f@rt joke.
worldisacomic about 14 years ago
You can always pull a joke out of a fart. Also my finger!
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
I prefer a low-fart diet. I always look for foods with zero grams of fart. Kids are so big today because they have too much fart in them. No one wants to sit next to fart people on an airplane, so now they have to buy extra seats.
“Phart” still does not mean anything good.
Yo mama is so fart, bathroom graffiti about her says, “For a goodyear…”
(Anyone not gasping for air about now?)
kittysquared Premium Member about 14 years ago
I was surprised this made it by the censors. It also made my stomach churn a little.