The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 02, 2011

I hate when someone loses an ear that way…

And now he’s suffering shell shock!

Well..you don’t have to worry about them lady..the sign said they only eat men.

I’m glad nobody made an obscene man hating comment.

Can you hear me now??

You never were much of a teacher, Alice. – Al

Let’s get in the van and gogh home.

[h7] lol

h7 lol

h4/ lol

After this, he’s not gonna be much of a listener, either.

He says why am I soft in the middle nowWhy am I soft in the middle…Don’t want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard…Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly…I can call you BettyAnd Betty when you call meYou can call me Al

The wife is only thinking of herself. She’s so shellfish.

Some people only learn after they get conched.

She’s usually more of a conch blocker…

I can hear the ocean in this one…wait, AHHHH! My Ear! My Ear! AHHHHHHHHHHH!-——————————————————————————————Too bad she is on the side with the good ear, huh Al?

I would conch her over the head.

Wassa Matta…. Conch’ya hear me…?

Do the conches look a bit smug to you?

He didn’t hear the sea.

Now he can do a one-man show about Van Gogh on Broadway.