I have a lost sock drawer. Every time one shows up without a mate, I stick it in there. Occasionally – and miraculously – the mate sometimes does reappear, often babbling something about aliens.
There are many peg-legged pirates out there reading this one, and they have NO idea what it means. It’s one of the benefits of being a one-legged, one-eyed, one handed, single-minded pirate. And you thought there were no benefits.
The dryer’s been exonerated: my washer quit draining once. Took off the hose and looked: it was stuffed with all the little things that had washed over the side of the tub and out, and with a baby in the house then, there were a lot of small things all at once and on their way out. Socks could go that way any time.
About a year ago I bought a dozen pairs of identical black socks. So I no longer have a mismatch problem. Though now I am down to about 15 socks total.
margueritem over 12 years ago
he has this trick down pat!
Linux0s over 12 years ago
Now if he could only reappear…
bluskies over 12 years ago
The act would have been perfect if he hadn’t had halitosis of the toesies. Caught before the cycle started.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
So true… Ya kant find hot sox on stage anymore….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
That trick wouldn’t be very impressive to MY socks. They ALL know how to do it.
cdward over 12 years ago
I have a lost sock drawer. Every time one shows up without a mate, I stick it in there. Occasionally – and miraculously – the mate sometimes does reappear, often babbling something about aliens.
NE1956 over 12 years ago
Is he going down the tube?
J Short over 12 years ago
It’s a new spin on an old trick.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
He has Yeti-phobia, the fear of Bigfoot.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sock it to me, baby.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
Mine go through the hole in the Hozone.
finale over 12 years ago
Nice to see a few Argyle socks in the audience.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
He does this act for 11 months out of the year – except for around Easter when he gives it up for lint.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
As a magician, he was a wash-out . . . ☻
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
“Sock it to me” was used up by earlier punsters so howz about:From an audience member, “We don’t cotton to your kind ’round these parts.”
DanReynolds over 12 years ago
There are many peg-legged pirates out there reading this one, and they have NO idea what it means. It’s one of the benefits of being a one-legged, one-eyed, one handed, single-minded pirate. And you thought there were no benefits.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
The dryer’s been exonerated: my washer quit draining once. Took off the hose and looked: it was stuffed with all the little things that had washed over the side of the tub and out, and with a baby in the house then, there were a lot of small things all at once and on their way out. Socks could go that way any time.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
About a year ago I bought a dozen pairs of identical black socks. So I no longer have a mismatch problem. Though now I am down to about 15 socks total.
julianloa Premium Member over 12 years ago
Really funny!
Ironic Eggbeater over 12 years ago
Shouldn’t he be an argyle sock rather than a white sock?
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
When a person wears really ugly socks, you can call them Gargoyle Socks.
iced tea over 12 years ago
And in conclusion, that’s how socks get lost in the wash.
♫♪♫♪Hey, hey, hey! It’s magic!♫♪♫♪
mututoyou over 12 years ago
“Hozone” – that place in space where a single sock disappears (from the book called “Sniglets” by Rich Hall