The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 21, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Would that it were so easy…

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  about 12 years ago

    Would be nice given my rare bouts with insomnia… then again that’s when I come up with some of my good ideas, insomnia is my muse… does anyone know where you can go to trade in your muse?

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    Arianne  about 12 years ago

    Well, that was simple. ( And MMMM type insomnia would have been even more ƩƩƩƩs-y.)

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    Zo way!er, sorry – No way!

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    avarner  about 12 years ago

    Patient: Doctor, I can’t sleep. I wake up every night hearing “The Green Green Grass of Home.” I no sooner get back to sleep and “What’s New Pussycat” is ringing in my ears.

    Dr: What you have is “Tom Jones Syndrome.”

    Patient: "Tom Jones Syndrome? I’ve never heard of it. Is it rare?

    Dr: It’s Not Unusual."

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    jreckard  about 12 years ago

    Let’s hope he doesn’t have apzea

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    His next case is more difficult though, it’s a comic strip character with dyslexia and Tourettes that keeps saying &#@%! instead of @&%#!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 12 years ago

    So what do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dsylexic, and an insomniac?Someone who lies awake at night contemplating the existence of dog….

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    Rumpole1963  about 12 years ago

    Does this doctor make house calls?

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    XianProf  about 12 years ago

    Now about your bill…

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    EdFenster Premium Member about 12 years ago

    That’s what my doctor always gives me, the Bill.

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    coffeeturtle  about 12 years ago

    Doc, you’re a genius! :)

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    Do you really want to trade insomnia for narcolepsy?

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    Popeyesforearm  about 12 years ago

    I don’t trust any doctor that doesn’t wear a stethoscope.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 12 years ago

    Already done in “Cross-Time Cafe.”

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    iced tea  about 12 years ago

    Patient: “Doctor, I snore so loud at night, I wake myself up.”Doctor: “Then try sleeping in another room.”

    =)

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