The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 05, 2012
October 04, 2012
October 06, 2012
Transcript:
ASHTON'S DOING SO WELL IN MATH. HISSS SCORES ARE REMARKABLE. :HE GETS IT FROM HIS FATHER. HE'S AN ADDER DON'TCHA KNOW." ON CHALKBOARD: SARA PENT 4TH GRADE
Tirasmol: Not really. Adders are neurotoxic. Puff adders, more commonly nowadays, hog-nose snakes, are non-poisonous constrictors. Their puffing more closely resembles a cobra’s hood. If that bluff doesn’t work, they roll over and play dad; a poor act because if you roll them right-side-up, they will roll back over again because that is the position a dead snake should be in. A very valuable rodent control despite poor acting ability.
Linux0s about 12 years ago
He’ll be a natural with serpentine geometry.
Tirasmol about 12 years ago
kudos to anyone who gets this… “all adders are puffs”
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hiss parents obviously figured out how to multiply, too.
chireef about 12 years ago
worry if he is the black adder (see Rowan Atkinson’s early work)
cdward about 12 years ago
I like the teacher’s name on the board.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
I suppose it’s inevitable that she will grade on a curve. But she’s flexible, too. (If dad’s so smart, why is he working as a plumber’s snake.)
gordrogb Premium Member about 12 years ago
What an asp.
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
I can’t see the apple near the snakes without thinking of Eden.
Auntie Socialist about 12 years ago
Q. How do you get adders to multiply?
A. Put them on a log table!
[crickets]
Oh, wait, the Stanford Mathematics faculty is having their annual get together here next week. Sorry.
finale about 12 years ago
Glad one kid doesn’t find Math class too constrictive.
J Short about 12 years ago
The parents were puffed with pride.They’re going to buy that Cobra as a graduation present.
J Short about 12 years ago
The Viper’s kid’s grades were the pits.
danlarios about 12 years ago
I here rattling
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
took me a minute.HA!
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
The apple’s a nice touch. What is this, Eden Elementery School?Ah, who rattled your cage.
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
Did Sara’s husband get knighted?
hippogriff about 12 years ago
Tirasmol: Not really. Adders are neurotoxic. Puff adders, more commonly nowadays, hog-nose snakes, are non-poisonous constrictors. Their puffing more closely resembles a cobra’s hood. If that bluff doesn’t work, they roll over and play dad; a poor act because if you roll them right-side-up, they will roll back over again because that is the position a dead snake should be in. A very valuable rodent control despite poor acting ability.
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 12 years ago
SO bad it’s good!!!
lin4869 about 12 years ago
snerk!