The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 05, 2014

She’s nesting.

Wouldn’t each suitcase be smaller than the next?

On her way to Sochi via the caucases

the lady said “my dress ca n’t fit in just one suit case”

There once was a nice old matryoshkaWho migrated to Nova ScoshkaThe border guards metAllowed her and yetCharged her for false discloshka.

(ok, you try rhyming it!)

The whole family has split personalities, except the youngest.

Those are power tools; in case I want to change my outfit or makeup.

What? It’s just a little bit of vodka.

She’s not going to be Rushin’ through that gate.

I believe he’s looking for a rhyme for matroyshka. He’s got the right idea and

Nice.Someone else bit me like that years ago. I guess I never learn.

I think the joke is that there are actually many ladies nested in the driver’s seat and each one has her own suitcase.

Too obscure. Plus, when I looked at the car I thought it was electric with all those batteries in the trunk.

It’s about the Russian dolls that stack inside each other.

You gotta know your cultures…

Brilliant!