JIMMINY: YOU'RE CUTING OFF HIS NOSE FOR FIREWOOD? BUT HOW WILL HE SMELL? GIPETTO: LIKE PINE. SAME AS ALWAYS. NOW LIE TO ME, PINOCCHIO! LIE FOR WARMTH!
Lie for survival; who woudn’t? And Gepetto, smack that pesky cricket. He’s too uppity for his own good.
Jimmy cricket, I don’t think that’s the nose job Pinocchio wanted.
If we could fuel our civilization on lies, we should have limitless power.
Cut off the nose to light the place.
Pinocchio is renewable energy.
Jiminy Crickets; Isn’t there a better way?
I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but never heard of cutting off your nose to heat your place.
… said the dogsniffer.
Reminds me of the old “Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth!” joke.
This is a fractured fairy tale
copy right on Pinocchio must have run out.
If Pinocchio lied enough, would he lose too much wood from other parts of the body to function?
Good thing it isn’t his boing.
Argyle Sweater? Maybe he could use one. They arr hard to beat.
Your nose, ears and feet never stop growing.Well, until you die, at least.
overrated wood fire
Pine is typically not the best firewood for a long fire, it’s best for quick hot fires.
bluskies about 10 years ago
Lie for survival; who woudn’t? And Gepetto, smack that pesky cricket. He’s too uppity for his own good.
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
Jimmy cricket, I don’t think that’s the nose job Pinocchio wanted.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
If we could fuel our civilization on lies, we should have limitless power.
jreckard about 10 years ago
Cut off the nose to light the place.
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
Pinocchio is renewable energy.
J Short about 10 years ago
Jiminy Crickets; Isn’t there a better way?
cdward about 10 years ago
I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but never heard of cutting off your nose to heat your place.
jreckard about 10 years ago
… said the dogsniffer.
Mopman about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the old “Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth!” joke.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
This is a fractured fairy tale
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 10 years ago
copy right on Pinocchio must have run out.
Stephen Gilberg about 10 years ago
If Pinocchio lied enough, would he lose too much wood from other parts of the body to function?
suicidebynoises about 10 years ago
Good thing it isn’t his boing.
likeballard about 10 years ago
Argyle Sweater? Maybe he could use one. They arr hard to beat.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago
Your nose, ears and feet never stop growing.Well, until you die, at least.
soledadbianca about 10 years ago
overrated wood fire
Scorchwave about 10 years ago
Pine is typically not the best firewood for a long fire, it’s best for quick hot fires.