The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 16, 2015
May 15, 2015
May 17, 2015
Transcript:
Springtime in the City
Purple flower: Hey there, sweet thang! You ready to pollinate?
Yellow flower: You've never seen anthers like mine, baby.
Red flower: Hey, honey lover- lookin' for a good time?
jeremiahcatclaw over 9 years ago
Anthers? Something tells me that “she” might not be what “she” appears to be.
Leroy over 9 years ago
Careful, girls, it could be a sting operation.
PICTO over 9 years ago
He appears to be in the wrong nectar of the woods.
sugarcreek Premium Member over 9 years ago
Honey bees that do the pollinating are female
jreckard over 9 years ago
And she might be packin a pistil.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Do they have a petal-er’s license?
Rwill over 9 years ago
If they are not careful the police might Round(them)up.
Already Fuzzy over 9 years ago
I’m growing tired of the puns. Think I’ll leaf this one alone.
helen ferrx over 9 years ago
Is that bee actually driving a beetle?
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
You know he’s just wanting to nectar.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s on the straight and narrow path so is gonna buzz off.
Perkycat over 9 years ago
WOW! A bouquet of puns and other funny things.
William Neal McPheeters over 9 years ago
Ah … so many flowers, so little time.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Where’s a guy gotta go to get potted?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
Springtime, when all thoughts turn to Pollination!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s backwards, it’s the flowers looking for sex & the bee’s just doing business.
crooksville over 9 years ago
Scott- You are Brilliant!!!
Marv S over 9 years ago
Adds new meaning to “ho”-ing the garden.
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ha!