The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2015
August 15, 2015
August 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man in black: Where am I?
Man in suit: Welcome to the afterlife, Mr. Jobs. With this iPhone you can communicate with the living.
Man in black: Duh.
Man in suit: Enjoy.
Steve’s data plan doesn’t include texting, wait until he gets the bill. Oh, those devils have learned from our cell phone companies (or maybe they’re running them?).
Along similar lines, my mother is a very religious woman, so it shocked her when I showed that she is stored in my phone as “Mom”, which is spelled “666” on the keypad.
Bilan about 9 years ago
Next up, AT&T limits his data speed.
Linux0s about 9 years ago
I’ll just find my way out using Apple maps…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
By the third time it would be saying Otto Carrot…. or maybe Otto Cargill.
My phone, though I admit, android, not i, loves to correct my words to obscure proper names…and mostly ones I’ve never even typed.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
When I die and get to the afterlife, “You mean I still have to keep doing this %&^. Why?! WHY CAN’T IT JUST END???”
Arianne about 9 years ago
The devil made it do it.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
Last panel, I think he’s doing a slow burn.
PICTO about 9 years ago
Geraldine?
mshartline about 9 years ago
Too funny.
J Short about 9 years ago
Thumb-thing is wrong.
Arianne about 9 years ago
Ha! What you type is not what you get!
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
Hell is generally of our own making. He’s just getting a taste of his own medicine. Do him a hell of a lot of good.
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Steve’s data plan doesn’t include texting, wait until he gets the bill. Oh, those devils have learned from our cell phone companies (or maybe they’re running them?).
Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago
Along similar lines, my mother is a very religious woman, so it shocked her when I showed that she is stored in my phone as “Mom”, which is spelled “666” on the keypad.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 9 years ago
Cell Phone Hell Lo.
jerrythemacguy about 9 years ago
Hmm, I think Satan gave Steve a Blackberry.
prrdh about 9 years ago
That’s auto*corrupt*, Stevie baby.
paynetom about 9 years ago
FUNNY!!!