The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 17, 2015
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August 18, 2015
Transcript:
Chad Makes A Djibouti Call
Africa: Hey, baby, I was Ghana stop by if Uganda be up. Really tired and my Algeria is acting up. I'm just Congo to bed. Kenya come by tomorrow?
Jim, Mary and Bob stood outside a restaurant. “I’m Hungary”, Mary Waled. “Don’t worry”, said Bob. “I’ll Fiji”. They didn’t like the menu much so they just ordered a Canada Chili. When the bill came, Jim said to Bob, ’Look and see how much Egypt you". And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.
Over on the eastern shore of Virginia, they have one town named Assawoman and another Onancock. It’s like Rick James named the towns. You don’t even have to make up puns.
Bilan over 9 years ago
That’s okay. I Sudanly Rwanda Togo Gambialing.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
If you Kuwait I Belize we’ll have Somoa puns.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Jamaica bet on that, Linux?What happens India vent no one can do it?
Other times I Cayman made Samoa, but tonight there’s Norway…I Congo only so Faroe when I’m Hungary and my Bahrain is tired.
Oman, I Haiti tell you, but it’s time Togo.Sorry.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
One more pun like that, Susan and I am african out
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey, you know if Iran across anything later, I’d Libya a note..
dlkrueger33 over 9 years ago
Jim, Mary and Bob stood outside a restaurant. “I’m Hungary”, Mary Waled. “Don’t worry”, said Bob. “I’ll Fiji”. They didn’t like the menu much so they just ordered a Canada Chili. When the bill came, Jim said to Bob, ’Look and see how much Egypt you". And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
KENYA CARE?
zippykatz over 9 years ago
Tsombi the way to go home.
J Short over 9 years ago
Over on the eastern shore of Virginia, they have one town named Assawoman and another Onancock. It’s like Rick James named the towns. You don’t even have to make up puns.
JChris1689 over 9 years ago
Of all the Senegal
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hush. If I want a bunch of bad geographic puns, Alaska.
bmillard over 9 years ago
Laughing so hard I Philippine in my side…
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
With all these comments you guys are Jamacian me crazy !
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Chad will come driving a Sudan.
coffeeturtle over 9 years ago
I did Rome into the wrong thread today!!! :-D
logonhurst_eagle over 9 years ago
Got more kicks out of the comments than I did the comic. Thanks everyone.
||| over 9 years ago
Did the White Man’s Burden have to include puns?
codedaddy over 9 years ago
What’s Sumatra with everybody here?
Fan o’ Lio. over 9 years ago
Nothing is certain but Death (Valley) and Texas.
Digital Frog over 9 years ago
I bet she’s spending the night with Chad. That’s what you get for dating one of those women’s Libya types
jack fairbanks over 9 years ago
Stopped by to say Hawaii, you were busy so Abyssinia…